So, there I was, minding my own business, when I took a shortcut
through the woods one fine day. I came to a clearing I'd never
seen before. I was beginning to feel uneasy, when, suddenly,
there was an incredible whoosing sound coming from all around.
The ground began to vibrate in a worrisome manner, and up
out of the ground came a fierce looking big blue blob. Then
God himself appeared (as if in a dream) and there was
a blinding light. "Let There Be Van", He bellowed.








The big blue blob began to take the shape of a van.
God looked upon his work and he was pleased.
He set his gaze upon me and commanded,
"Honour Thy Van, For He Is Your New Master",
and with a blinding glare he made a big frown,
and disappeared into the air......


Thereby hangs a tale....


Let's get back to the road trip, eh?.