I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SPACE ALIENS!!!!!!!!

One minute I was putting petrol in the van, the next I was pulled up through the air, (along with the van), and I'm trapped inside The Mother Ship.

This was my last view of Earth. The aliens are nice enough, I suppose. They let me send you this transmission via subspace, so that you'd know I was ok. I'm very pleased there was no anal probe examination. I suppose they've learnt all they can from that by now.....However, they have been preparing for some strange looking tests that have me a little flustered. ????

What should I do?
email me at conal@ibm.net -- Hurry, while I'm still in range.....

See where I am today.........

Tell me where I could go tomorrow.....