Current Odometer Reading In The Van:
I started at 111655
I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SPACE ALIENS!!!!!!!!
One minute I was putting petrol in the van, the next I was pulled up through the air, (along with the van), and I'm trapped inside The Mother Ship.
This was my last view of Earth. The aliens are nice enough, I suppose. They let me send you this transmission via subspace, so that you'd know I was ok. I'm very pleased there was no anal probe examination. I suppose they've learnt all they can from that by now.....However, they have been preparing for some strange looking tests that have me a little flustered. ????
What should I do? email me at email@example.com -- Hurry, while I'm still in range.....