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See where I was on these dates:
May: 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
June: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
July: ?

June 5 Outer Space

Current Odometer Reading In The Van:
I started at 111655

I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SPACE ALIENS!!!!!!!!

One minute I was putting petrol in the van, the next I was pulled up through the air, (along with the van), and I'm trapped inside The Mother Ship.
This was my last view of Earth. The aliens are nice enough, I suppose. They let me send you this transmission via subspace, so that you'd know I was ok. I'm very pleased there was no anal probe examination. I suppose they've learnt all they can from that by now.....However, they have been preparing for some strange looking tests that have me a little flustered. ????

What should I do?
email me at conal@ibm.net -- Hurry, while I'm still in range.....

See where I am today......... Tell me where I could go tomorrow.....